“If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot.” — Donna Gephart (“The Wicked Little Book of Quotes”)
“He tried to tell me I was too angry, but that always struck me as being more about him than about me. I think I threatened him. ” — Janet Eldred
“Housewife: One who is more married to a house than to the man she once thought it was all about.” — Anon.
“I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career” — Gloria Steinem
“Just remember, when you are going for a younger model, be sure you are picking up a zippy little sportscar and not a Volvo.” — Henrietta
“Never judge a man by the size of his dick, but rather by the strength of his spine that connects his brain to his ass.” — Sandra
“A ship in port is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. ” — Rear Admiral Dr. Grace Murray Hopper
“You’re sweet, and you’re young; neither are traits that I hold in high regard.” — Mina Harker to Tom Sawyer in the movie “League of Extraordinary Gentlemen”
“We are te your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers–you can blame anyone, but never blame yourself. It’s never your fault. But it’s ALWAYS your fault, because if you wanted to change, you’re the one who has got to change. It’s as simple as that, isn’t it?” — Katharine Hepburn
“A ‘No’ uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a ‘Yes’ merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble.” — Mahatma Gandhi
“I used to think ‘bad boys’ were diamonds in the rough, but then I realized, they were really just lumps of coal.” — Henrietta Bristow
“You turn that big flashing martyr sign on your head up any brighter and you’re going to singe off your pointy little moron head.” — The No Queen
“If you have made mistakes. . . there is always another chance for you. . . You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down but the staying down.” — Mary Pickford